I Love My Job by Dr. Seuss

I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my Boss, she's the best!
I love her Boss, and all the rest.
I love my office and its location.
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray, and the paper that piles up every day!
I love my chair in my padded cell!
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers, I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and all its software, I hug it often though it doesn't care.
I love each program and every file, I try to understand once in a while!
I'm happy to be here, I am I am;
I'm the happiest slave of my Uncle Sam.
I love this work, I love these chores, I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job - I'll say it again,
I even love these friendly men-
These men who've come to visit today, In lovely white coats to take me away.

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