Ann's Collection of Work Jokes

Top 20 Sayings We'd Like to See on Those Office Inspirational Posters

1 - Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

2 - If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

3 - Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

4 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

5 - Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

6 - A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

7 - Plagiarism saves time.

8 - If at first you don't succeed, try management.

9 - Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

10 - TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

11 - The beatings will continue until morale improves.

12 - Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

13 - We waste time, so you don't have to.

14 - Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

15 - Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

16 - A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

17 - When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

18 - INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

19 - Succeed in spite of management.

20 - Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.