Our Boss's Colorful Gem of Quotes

Our Boss

Eversince our boss joined our department, work has been a lot of fun for everyone in our group.  This is quite true, especially when she uses her vocal chords.  Either the comment was for something interesting or frustrating, whatever she says becomes amusing. Light chuckles could be heard at times after one of her colorful metaphors. As we noticed these moments, we began to collect her quotes at every chance we could.  There were a lot we didn't record because the laughter, which was caused by what she said, made us forget what we wanted to list. Anyway, this webpage is a tribute to our Boss for making our work fun!  Her style is unique and hope that other bosses would follow her lead.  Humor helps a lot when employees work hard.

Those Colorful Quotes

Hello!?!

Well, puhleezz!

Poof! Make it go away!

<<raspberry>>

I could give a rat's ass!

Eat shit and die!

I'm the ultimate pest!

Someone is a pain in the butt!

Too fucking wordy!

Fucked up beyond belief!

Color me stupid!

I'm confused.

Why can't he do his friggin' job?

I've been talking to too many boys today.

What's up with that?

<<Question: So they're making entries to the general ledger?>>  Shitloads!!

Isn't that special!?!

<<The boss just hit the wall.>>  That hurt! The wall came and jumped at me!

Trust me.

He just gets in my nerves!

  OOOOPS!

"Adamant" - that's her middle name.

These pennies are just going to make me crazy!

That just irritates the shit out of me.

I'm working my butt off!

Oh, crap!

We are going to be best friends tomorrow. <<After helping someone out big time.>>

I don't have a friggin' clue on what's going on!

I want someone to pat me on the back for doing friggin' A/R!

He's got his panties in a bundle!

Take a nice pill.

What's up with that department's bullshit?!?

I'm pretty darn proud of myself.

Between the two of them doesn't even amount to one brain.

I don't hear myself talk because I talk all the time.

That person speaks a different language.

That woman is on drugs or something.  

Look at all that bullshit. <<as she was looking at a plan spreadsheet>>

They can fire my ass!

None of those anal men caught that. <<As we found a variance error in 1998's reports>>

It's not a bad dream, it's a nightmare! <<during a very hard close>>

Poof! Went to hell in a handbasket!  

When you are old, fat, and tired.

I was crapping on that when I heard of it.

You're digging your house up in a bit of a hole here.

He put it out of his butt.

Those laptops are gone. <<snaps her finger>> They sprout legs and they're outta here.

We hope you enjoyed our tribute page to our Boss.  Have a COLORFUL day!

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