Understanding Your Paycheck

Gross pay: $1222.02

Income Tax 244.40
Outgo Tax 45.21
State Tax 61.10
Interstate Tax 5.89
County Tax 6.11
City Tax 12.22
Rural Tax 4.44
Back Tax 1.11
Front Tax 1.16
Side Tax 1.61
Up Tax 2.22
Down Tax 1.11
Tic-Tacs 1.98
Thumbtacks 3.93
Carpet Tacks 0.98
Stadium Tax 0.69
Flat Tax 8.32
Surtax 3.46
Ma'am Tax 2.60

Parking Fee 5.00
No Parking Fee 10.00

F.I.C.A. 81.88
T.G.I.F. 9.95

Life Ins. 5.85
Health Ins. 16.23
Disability 2.50
Ability 0.25
Liability Ins. 3.41
Dental Ins. 4.50
Mental Ins. 4.33
Reassurance 0.11

Coffee 6.85
Coffee Cups 66.51
Calendar 3.06
Floor Rental 16.85
Chair Rental 4.32

Desk Rental 4.32
Union Dues 5.85
Union Dont's 3.77
Cash Advances 0.69
Cash Retreats 121.35

Overtime 1.26
Undertime54.83
Eastern Time 9.00
Central Time 8.00
Mountain Time 7.00
Pacific Time 6.00
GMT 24.00
Bathroom Time 4.44
Time Out 12.21
Oxygen 10.02
Water 16.54

Electricity 38.23
Heat 51.42
Air Conditioning 46.83

Misc 144.38

Take Home Pay: $0000.02

(This is where the expression "just my 2 cents" came from...)

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