The Plan

In the Beginning was The Plan. And then came The Assumptions, and the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was completely without substance. And darkness was upon the face of The Workers. And they spoke among themselves, saying: "It is a crock of shit, and it stinks."

And The Workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth: "It is a pail of dung, and none can abide the odour thereof."

And the Supervisors went unto The Managers, and sayeth unto them: "It is a container of excretment, and it is very strong, such that none can
abide it."

And the Managers went unto the Directors. and sayeth: "It is a vessel of fertiliser, and none can abide it's strength."

And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying one to another: "It contains that which aids plant growth, and is very strong."

And The Directors went unto The Vice-Presidents and sayeth unto them: "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

And The Vice-Presidents went unto The President and sayeth unto him: "This new Plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this
company in general through many areas in particular."

And The President looked upon The Plan, and saw that it was good. And thus The Plan became Policy.

And that, my friend, is how shit happens.

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